You just need to get an amp. It sounds like you've been struggling with digital amps for a long time.
You'll understand the defensive emotion when you finally find a sound you like and someone on the internet says "I had one for years and it never sounded good enough for me. Cool that you like the sound though."
I have a Marshall as I mentioned.
If someone doesn't like a Les Paul, it doesn't bother me. Why would it?