Isnt it a smorgasboard?
Apple Dictionary:
smorgasbord |ˈsmɔːgəsbɔːd|
noun
• a range of open sandwiches and delicacies served as hors d'oeuvres or a buffet.
• a wide range of something; a variety: the album is a smorgasbord of different musical styles.
• ORIGIN Swedish, from smörgås ‘(slice of) bread and butter’ (fromsmör ‘butter’ + gås ‘goose, lump of butter’) + bord ‘table’.
You should know better than to mess with the Monkster on matters of grammar, Frank.
Brave fella, you are.