Correction: HW from Tone Junkie said that when pressing CK for a timeline. CK did not volunteer that.
The plan is to unify the KAOS.bin file. One file to update any Profiler model. I would assume once they've got the Player's individual quirks worked out, they'll do that and follow up with the new effects.
In the video, CK’s exact words when asked by HW, “When can we have this [update]?” were “a couple of weeks.” You’re right that HW followed up with the statement “weeks (not months)” but that was only because CK first said that it would come out in “a couple of weeks.”
A “couple” means 2. It’s been like 12 weeks. So no need to put this on HW and “pressing CK.”