As I said before - and by your own admission - you should have read first, then ordered.
You’re not happy, and I understand that. You can return it.
But the Player does *exactly* what they said it does. Claiming it should ‘do more’ or call them ‘mini-rigs is crap. Sour grapes.
Type in Kemper Profiler Player in Google and this is what you see on Kemper's own link right now:
"The PROFILER Player is a high-level multi-effects processor with a no-jokes tube amp simulation, ask your guitarist You have to try our rotary speaker Rig"
It seems even Kemper doesn't really know what this device is.
Then, on the Player web page it says:
The PROFILER Player offers a selection of some the finest effects in the world.
This is a little disingenuous in a deliberate kind of way. It could easily be understood as meaning you have a selection of some of the finest effects in the world (meaning all of Kemper's present offerings). It could also mean you can select some of Kemper's present offerings (assuming they are the finest in the world).
My interpretation of the above was more than enough for me to pony up the cash. I didn't bother to download the manual before I bought the unit. It's still a fun device - even with its mini-rigs.