ATTENTION EVERYONE: The sky is falling. Kemper MKII might need a computer to profile. Grab your torches and your pitchforks, it’s time to riot.
Because obviously, having to use a computer in 2025 — the literal stone age of modern technology — is just too much to ask. Next thing you know they'll expect us to update firmware, or read a manual. OUTRAGEOUS.
Back in my day, I could profile a Mesa Dual Rec in the middle of a cornfield, using nothing but the Kemper and a 9V battery!
And now? Oh no. You might need... a laptop. The same one you watch cat videos and tweak your Axe-FX on. Tragic.
“But ToneX made me sad, I don’t want another computer thingy.”
Understandable. Using a computer is exhausting. You have to... plug it in. Click a few things. Maybe wait 30 seconds. Honestly, it’s amazing civilization has made it this far.
“I want to profile on the fly, on a plane, in a cave, at Coachella...”
Of course you do. Because what if inspiration strikes while base jumping with your Dual Rectifier strapped to your back? If MKII can’t profile in-flight, is it even a real profiler?
And let’s not forget the true horror: higher-resolution profiles that sound even more accurate — but requires a connected computer to process them. Disgusting. How dare Kemper leverage the power of modern CPUs for something as ridiculous as better tone?
TL;DR: If you need to profile on-the-go that badly, tape an iPad to your Kemper and call it "portable AI integration." Problem solved.