Musicians jokes
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Is AXE FX III coming soon?
I guess....
Ckeck....
Overe here....
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deleted because someone beat me to it.
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What does a rock guitarist say to a jazz musician?
"Can we make to the airport in 30 minutes?"
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What does a rock guitarist say to a jazz musician?
"Can we make to the airport in 30 minutes?"
This was already on p.1What does a rock musician say to a jazz musician?
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This was already on p.1But it's still funny
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But it's still funny
Not only funny but true as well, sort of.
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By the way, Paul Gilbert can also shred on BASS
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Is AXE FX III coming soon?
I guess....
Ckeck....
Overe here....
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Shows your ignorance about the Axe. Anyone who knows a thing or two knows that that is not the Axe III but just an Axe II with the upcoming Quantum 1.04 with the new triode saturation inspired by some Thanksgiving hot sauce.
Great job skoczy. I love my Axe but the endless sounds better, feels better is a bit of standing joke to me these days. On to my musician joke (and sorry if this is already here - I haven't read all of them):
What at is the difference between a drummer and a proctologist?
A proctologist only has one arseh*le to deal with. -
Shows your ignorance about the Axe. Anyone who knows a thing or two knows that that is not the Axe III but just an Axe II with the upcoming Quantum 1.04 with the new triode saturation inspired by some Thanksgiving hot sauce.
Great job skoczy. I love my Axe but the endless sounds better, feels better is a bit of standing joke to me these days. On to my musician joke (and sorry if this is already here - I haven't read all of them):
What at is the difference between a drummer and a proctologist?
A proctologist only has one arseh*le to deal with.@SwAn1 your musician joke was not here before
And this is joke thread, feel free to joke about Kemper I already have written one long story.....
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See http://forum.fractalaudio.com/threads/axe-fx…release.107105/ what did I tell you? Though you would have to wade through the 1.03 stuff to get the hot sauce joke. I actually don't have any jokes about my Kemper though. There is probably a joke in the ideas of "Toaster" and "g string" (the moderator guy who is always wanting to censor stuff) if someone smarter than me applied themselves. And that Adele video that someone posted is sheer genius. Wish I had half their creativity!!!
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See http://forum.fractalaudio.com/threads/axe-fx…release.107105/ what did I tell you? Though you would have to wade through the 1.03 stuff to get the hot sauce joke. I actually don't have any jokes about my Kemper though. There is probably a joke in the ideas of "Toaster" and "g string" (the moderator guy who is always wanting to censor stuff) if someone smarter than me applied themselves. And that Adele video that someone posted is sheer genius. Wish I had half their creativity!!!
I spy them form time to time But haven't for a while. So this 1.04 is just more tubier and more realer? So is the reality as we all know, just a particle of quantum?
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hey gang,
please check out this. it is one of my favorite things I have ever read: -
hey gang,
please check out this. it is one of my favorite things I have ever read:Hehehe...like this one..
Here is the best joke ever about musicians,sadly the punchline works only in german.Who ever can make it "funny" in english feel free to translate..
Witz in zwei Teilen:
Musiker steht morgens (also nach 15 Uhr) auf und fühlt sich hundselend.Er geht an der Kneipe vorbei zum Arzt (Witz Teil 1)..
"Doc,Mir geht es überhaupt nicht gut"
Der Arzt untersucht den Musiker findet Aids,diverse Krebserkrankungen im Endstadium,Syphilis im Endstadium etc,etc..
"Lieber Herr Musiker Sie sind unheilbar krank und haben nur noch drei Tage zu leben"..
Der Musiker flippt komplett aus.."Was!Noch drei Tage?Ja wovon denn??"
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This made me laugh. He's done a few piss takes. Here's a couple.
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