What do you tell a drummer with two black eyes?
Nothing................ You already told him twice
What do you tell a drummer with two black eyes?
Nothing................ You already told him twice
Bass player has prepared romantic dinner for two and ate both.
Band members' thoughts during the gig.
Drummer: Ah, 10 minutes till my backstage beer.
Guitarist: Oh, I'm so awesome, I'm sounding so awesome! So awesome!!!
Singer: Cute chick there in the 3rd row. Will get that girl in a minute.
Bass player: A-A-A-A-D-D-D-D.
Band members' thoughts during the gig.
Drummer: Ah, 10 minutes till my backstage beer.
Guitarist: Oh, I'm so awesome, I'm sounding so awesome! So awesome!!!
Singer: Cute chick there in the 3rd row. Will get that girl in a minute.
Bass player: A-A-A-A-D-D-D-D.
No problems with A-A-A-A-D-D-D-D if not plugged in
No problems with A-A-A-A-D-D-D-D if not plugged in
But, when plugged in, I have no problems with AC DC doesn't do me much good...
But, when plugged in, I have no problems with AC DC doesn't do me much good...
You mean AlternatingCurrent/DirectCurrent or chord progression?
Wife and husband story
Wife has discovered the passion for singing. She joined the church choir. She started enjoying it so much, that she was practicing everywhere in their house: while taking shower, before going to sleep, just after waking up, during the breakfast, during watching the TV, just every time she could enjoy her new passion.
Every time she started to sign, her husband was going out of house to the porch, pretending that he has to do something there....
Wife got angry at one moment and asked him: "What's wrong honey? Don't you like me singing?"
Husband said: "Oh no baby, I love when you sing, but I just want neighbors to be sure that I am not beating you"
How you can find than someone is a true music lover?
When naked woman is singing in the bathroom, he puts ear close to keyhole, not eye
What hears the rock guitarist wearing the suit?
- Does the accused have anything in his defense?
Is the rock musician able to perform sober?
Probably yes, but why risk ...
The drummer to the band:
- Guys, how do you like it today - too fast or too slow?
Why jokes about the guitarists are often very short?
So the rest of the band could understand
How do you name the bass player without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
What is the difference bass player and XXL pizza?
The latter is able to feed a family of four
Drummer comes to rehearsal, and he can see that bass player and guitarist are seriously arguing - the drummer asks the bass player:
- Hey ... what's wrong?
- He (guitarist) detuned string in my guitar!
- Then tune it, what's the problem?
- But he won't tell me which one was that.
How do you name the bass player without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
Careful - you are starting to repeat jokes from earlier in this thread
Careful - you are starting to repeat jokes from earlier in this thread
Hey is there an echo in here?
here?
here?
here?
Careful - you are starting to repeat jokes from earlier in this thread
Sorry, you're wrong Paul - my joke was about bass player, while the joke on first page was about musician [Blocked Image: http://www.forum.prawojazdy.com.pl/images/smilies/icon_rotfl.gif]
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What do you say to a Bass player in a suit?
"Will the Defendant please rise?"
What hears the rock guitarist wearing the suit?
- Does the accused have anything in his defense?
LOL! And, you did the opposite here - the first joke was about a bass player